Spring Break is Over

Well, I'm happy to report that spring break is over, thus the local snots are back to school and out of my hair.  It's not that I don't like them it's just that I...don't like them!  They cause unnecessary noise and pollute the streets with bicycles, popsicle sticks, and condoms.  Why reproduce?  First comes pregnancy, then birth (the worst pain in the world, apparently), then the crying, pooping, and pretty soon they're having sex on your bed with some boy with lip piercings.  How is that fun?  Sure, they "take care of you" when you are old; they just put you in a home.  Sigh, but, alas, people continue to have them--I never will, and I'm proud.

My Name

Wondering about my name(s)?  How kind!  My blog title and nickname, Facetious Face, is just that.  A funny face, because why go through life without sporting a funny facial expression every now and then?  They make the world go around; without them, we'd all be a bunch of stiffs--and not the good kind *wink*.  Lin(d)s is short for my birth name, Lindsey.  The reason I put the parentheses around the "d" is that it is never pronounced.  So often I hear Linz, that I've given up on even trying to hear the slight "d" sound, so I make it clear that you need not pronounce it.

Au revoir for now,

Lin(d)s / FF

Well, Hello

Bonjour, mes amis, as they say in French. They also say, "Allez vous faire foutre," but I won't get into that...yet. At least not to you, my faithful (or not) readers. Why would I insult you all? I barely know you, but I suppose over a length of time you will get to know me fairly well. I am a cynic. Other people and their false motives confound me to the point of boiling over the edge, so rather than enrolling in a mental institution, I'm starting a blog to unleash my frustration upon. We will encounter a few laughs along the way, for many human beings are (I hate to say) stupid. They're stupid in school, then they move on to be stupid in their jobs, their relationships, even on the road! Therefore, I've made it my hobby to observe their erroneous life happenings and report them to you, my readers. Just to warn you, I am opinionated and audacious, so if I happen to tell someone that he should get his head out of his rear end, you will understand why. Nothing is complete without a goal, so I will tell you mine. My goal is to bring to the general public not an understanding of the fallacies of our day to day lives, but attentiveness to the comedic properties of such. There is humor in why certain individuals can't bring themselves to acknowledge and correct their own mistakes, and there is frustration in watching them ignore the problem and hope it away.  We cant do much about the peculiarities of our society, but we sure can make a facetious face at them.

I wish you all the best,

Lin(d)s / Facetious Face