Spring Break is Over

Well, I'm happy to report that spring break is over, thus the local snots are back to school and out of my hair.  It's not that I don't like them it's just that I...don't like them!  They cause unnecessary noise and pollute the streets with bicycles, popsicle sticks, and condoms.  Why reproduce?  First comes pregnancy, then birth (the worst pain in the world, apparently), then the crying, pooping, and pretty soon they're having sex on your bed with some boy with lip piercings.  How is that fun?  Sure, they "take care of you" when you are old; they just put you in a home.  Sigh, but, alas, people continue to have them--I never will, and I'm proud.